我原来是个优秀的学生，就是做错了一件事，改变我的一生。那时是无聊就在床上上网泡妞……
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后来我泡到一个MM，她说她是个车模！
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我好高兴！真想马上见到她！
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她说她公司这几天有个车展，要等几天
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在她不在的几天里，我继续泡着别的MM，连吃饭都在床上搞定了！
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有一天，我正在床上泡妞，那个车模美女找到了我，说要见我……
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还给我发了封情书，呵呵，真浪漫呀！
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我们约好了去她家见面！
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于是，我开着我的明车去了……
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真倒霉，中途还除了车祸！倒霉的事还在后面…
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刚到她家，就被她家狗狗咬了一口！
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她急忙跑过来救了我，呵呵，我还看到她的…真是因祸得福呀！
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于是我们恋爱了
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我们经常去郊外划船
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去烧烤，还遇到了她的妈妈！
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于是我们3个人就一起吃了一顿
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我们还经常去海边玩，我们的朋友老是玩些恶搞的事
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我们用相机把那快乐的瞬间保留了下来
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有一次游泳遇到了鲨鱼，差点没丢了小命。多亏我游得快呀！
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朋友还是玩着恶搞的事，还给我做了个胸罩
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还把我的女朋友也藏了起来！
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晚上我们一起去跳舞
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有一天，很突然，她非要逼着我和他结婚！
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我没有钱结婚，真想去抢劫了！
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没办法，结婚那天我就这样去接的她
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不过她还是很高兴！
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可是我却腿软了，真不想结婚，就要告别我快乐的单身生活了！
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婚礼上还有MM诱惑我……告别了我快乐的单身生活
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可她却得意的忘了形
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我的朋友也祝福了我们
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还去狂闹了洞房
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她也很激动，看来痛苦的只有我一个人了
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有一天，我在街上偷看MM，叫她看见了
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她就打我……
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还把我绑在树上，还好，我被朋友救了。
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我也真想把她也绑在树上，唉，算了，谁叫我们是男人呢，就让着她们吧。
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每天我都下厨做好多好吃的
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家务也是我来做，她从来不做…
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还叫我给她擦鞋！
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她每天就知道照镜子，臭美！
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那天，她告诉我她怀孕了，我好高兴。
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我们生了一个可爱的宝宝。就是不听话！
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因为，她从小就没有教育好宝宝，还教些坏的行为
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看看有这么洗手的吗！
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还乱吃东西…
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也要学上网泡妞了！
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我气得每天喝的烂醉
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在痛苦中生活着
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有一天，我终于想明白了，找警察把她抓走了。朋友们你们可不要象我一样在“床上泡妞”呀，要不后悔都来不及了！
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难道不经典吗