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[COLOR=red]我的优点是贪吃，很好吃也！要不要也来一口[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]小时候除了淘气就想泡MM。虽然一直没成功过，可我痴心不改[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]一见到MM，我就情不自禁[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]总想 成为爱神[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]找老虎做靠山[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]平时找些弱小当陪衬[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]只有这样才能做老大[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]追MM 有时候也讲究策略[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=red]结果我成 孤家寡人[/COLOR]